'Barney and Robin, Lovers for Ever and Ever and Ever: A Love Story'
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
Proper etiquette, always.
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
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